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The Furious Guitar was recorded for
one reason only... To rearrange the
status quo landscape of the last
decade of rock and roll. "I am fucking
bored to fucking tears by today's
bands," is a Mike E.T. quote. Michael
Trapp (a.k.a. Mike E.T., a.k.a. Captain
Freak, a.k.a The Alien) came to this
planet in the year of our lord 2004
from the planet Uranus (hee hee, he
said Your Anus!) to write and record
the semi-literate yet non-sensical
Furious Guitar CD. An overblown,
overplayed, too many notes
monstrosity of mind numbing
proportions The Alien recorded a
bloated work of such pomposity even
George Bush thinks it sucks. And
believe me, when George Bush thinks
something sucks, it must really suck!
OKOK, no more political commentary,
just listen to the silky, scintillating,
seductive, suicidal, sonorous, sweaty
strains (these are words with an S this
time!) of the Furious Guitar and let the
guitar mastery of the Alien brainwash
you into thinking that American Idol is
a worthwile and highly entertaining
show. Even Simon Cowell enjoys an
Alien tune now and again so America,
sit back with a bottle of Jack Daniels,
a spliff the size of Texas and just
fucking enjoy the music...
one reason only... To rearrange the
status quo landscape of the last
decade of rock and roll. "I am fucking
bored to fucking tears by today's
bands," is a Mike E.T. quote. Michael
Trapp (a.k.a. Mike E.T., a.k.a. Captain
Freak, a.k.a The Alien) came to this
planet in the year of our lord 2004
from the planet Uranus (hee hee, he
said Your Anus!) to write and record
the semi-literate yet non-sensical
Furious Guitar CD. An overblown,
overplayed, too many notes
monstrosity of mind numbing
proportions The Alien recorded a
bloated work of such pomposity even
George Bush thinks it sucks. And
believe me, when George Bush thinks
something sucks, it must really suck!
OKOK, no more political commentary,
just listen to the silky, scintillating,
seductive, suicidal, sonorous, sweaty
strains (these are words with an S this
time!) of the Furious Guitar and let the
guitar mastery of the Alien brainwash
you into thinking that American Idol is
a worthwile and highly entertaining
show. Even Simon Cowell enjoys an
Alien tune now and again so America,
sit back with a bottle of Jack Daniels,
a spliff the size of Texas and just
fucking enjoy the music...
Painting by Kort Kramer
Glass Wind - Alien Mike E.T.